

get off of there cat. i know Harry Potter is awesome but you can’t appreciate its greatness because you are a cat. but if you want, I can read it to you. only because i love you cat..and Harry Potter…and i’m just so overjoyed that you’re not reading twilight.
It’s okay cat we all know you’re an animagus checking for historical accuracy.
NEVER READ TWILIGHT, CAT! IT IS FULL OF LIES AND OBTUSE NOTIONS ABOUT LOVE! AND BELLA IS A NOBHEAD!
that cat actually looks like it’s reading....you Professor McGonagall?
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It’s okay cat we all...an animagus checking for historical accuracy.